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UN DER C ON S T R U C TI ON
Before we begin, a list of 11 important concepts.
- The sound of three windows blown open by rushing wind
- Horror movies with bad acting but gnarly makeup effects
- The Great Mouse Detective
- An interior
- A href equals quote unquote target quote underscore blank unquote
- Hawaiian sugar
- Ursula K. Le Guin's favorite color
- Their petticoats
- Words from indigenous languages spelled phonetically, but wrong
[SENSE]this is a website for nonsense
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submissions will be published to the site randomly, sloppily, with no fanfare or attribution (unless you'd like some, in the form of a simple byline containing your name/username, maybe a link if you're not trying to sell anything), directly into the public domain, mixed together like a thick yellow soup. The only rules for submissions:
- Don’t be a jerk
- Make sure it’s your work
- No making sense, as one would traditionally define it
- You can submit stuff related to the number “11″ if you want
- Text only
- If there's any particular way you'd like the text presented, feel free to request something. Within reason, obviously; like, you couldn't have like one letter per page spread across hundreds of pages or something like that, that would be ridiculous. Also don't request to specifically infringe upon a space where some other text already is.
Many thanks to all submission-submitters, past present and future. [/SENSE]
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FOUR WILDIBEESTS PRANCING MERRILY DENOUNCED THE ACTIONS OF THE INTERNATIONAL WINDOWCLEANING WINDOWCLEANERS' SOCIETY OF ODDFELLOWS TUESDAY WHEN IT HAD COME TO LIGHT THE SOCIETY HAD ENCOURAGED ITS ALUMNI TO HARVEST WILDEBEEST LIVERS ON THE SIDE, TO FINANCE AN UNDERCOVER MONEY-LAUNDERING SCHEME DEVISED AND GREATLY ADMIRED BY SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, FAMED TEEN MAGAZINE CONTRIBUTOR, WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT ON THE STORY THE ACCUSED WRITING SUPERSTAR DECLINED TO COMMENT, BUT HE WOULD PROBABLY SAID SOMETHING LIKE: "it is in our consideration that the first of the seventeen wildebeest acumenical decentralizations are six paintings behind, and we expect at least three more greco-roman landscape studies and an artists statement suitable for display at a public event where children will be present within six to eight weeks, the hat i purchased recently from a haberdasher (this is a fancy word i use becuase i am a distinguished gentleman) is too large for my very small cranium, which is a shame, as the had [sic] is in all other ways perfectly suitable for my [purposes],"
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